okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.
When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.
you know when you say something
and it’s just
why the fuck did i say that
i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together
I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.
He calls me babe. How the hell did I let it get this far? Why the hell do I want him to call me babe more often?
What the fuck am I feeling? Just what the fuck is this? Make it stwap.
I want to be pretty for him. I want to be something to him. And I can’t be.